1. mamebig:

    Fucking queen.

    (via aphfandoms)

  2. cyanblur:

    i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

    (via aphfandoms)

  3. (Source: yodiscrepo, via kokole-love)

  4. tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

    anyankaleigh:

    baddiebey:

    image

    this is like my fave joke

    okay that shit was good.

    (via piercethe-doctor)

  5. the1paradox:

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from.

    And make sure he wears the same filter you use in his contact lenses so he can’t tell the difference

    (via unffftastic)

  6. mauridianhallow:

    beatlesboobsandbulges:

    My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

    parents who care

    (via aphfandoms)

  7. tylerlovetroye:

    BURN 

    (via aphfandoms)

  8. blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

    (Source: alltimeokay, via aphfandoms)

  9. phantomdoodler:

    "what would you do if you won the lottery?"

    image

    (via aphfandoms)

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    mad-max-rocks-nasty:

    Ingenuity.

    I AM DONE

    (Source: kingjaffejoffer, via aphfandoms)



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